but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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