Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
