a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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