Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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