so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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