You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
All the doctor said was why
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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