I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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