i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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