nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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