I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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