Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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