now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I see more hoeing in ur future
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