Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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