if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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