I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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