11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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