Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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