its not stalking. its research.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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