My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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