and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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