Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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