so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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