I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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