He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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