So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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