I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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