we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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