Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize