so let's talk penis.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
