i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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