that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So. Much. Porn.
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