you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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