people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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