got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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