I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
They took my balls.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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