doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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