i just google imaged poop.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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