Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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