A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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