dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
