i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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