come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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