Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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