Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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