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is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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