Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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