you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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