Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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