god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he told me I talked like a deaf person
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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