i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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