At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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