My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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