scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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