i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
God, I missed his penis.
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