are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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