you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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