We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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