she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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