Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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