Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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