There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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