So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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